North Berkeley -- the Athens of the West -- has taken a plunge into Hades this week. I was walking up the hill from the Gourmet Ghetto (home of Peet's the original, Chez Panisse, the Cheese Board, and now one of those cultish Grateful restaurants) when a 911 helicopter appeared over my head aiming for Tilden Regional Park, where I often go hiking and cycling. I wondered if it had anything to do with a fallen cyclist I knew, but then I forgot about it.
The next night I went to a party and two of my hiking friends walked in, looking all pumped up. "What happened to you?" I asked. One said that while they were hiking in Tilden yesterday, three armed thieves in a stolen car broke open her car window and stole her purse, which was "hidden" under the passenger seat. A park ranger across the street -- at the botanical gardens -- knew what had happened as soon as she heard the glass pop and called 911. Within minutes a helicopter was on its way and police cars from the park district as well as surrounding towns took off after the bright orange car in a high-speed chase, which lasted 15 miles to the town of San Pablo, where the robbers, still armed, took off on foot. The police caught two, and since the helicopter had followed the car during the chase, it snapped photos of exactly where my friend's purse and its contents had been dumped along Wildcat Canyon Road, so most of her items were recovered.
The host of the party we were attending was telling everyone that "Santa" would be coming to the event soon. She had found Santa a few days earlier when she was driving by a bus stop in downtown Berkeley and spotted a large fellow with flowing white hair and beard. She stopped and asked him if he'd be Santa for her party, and he said yes. This Santa eventually came, wearing a jacket that seemed as if it were about to explode from the breadth of his belly. He smelled, too, but the kids didn't mind as he sat under the tree and told Santa stories.
All of a sudden, Santa had taken off his garb and was wearing clothes that decidedly needed to be sanitized. He headed for the kitchen where the booze was stacked with the look of a pirate in search of his booty. No more "ho, ho, ho." He was suddenly Satan, not Santa. My friend who had been robbed gave me a look that was half fear, half urgency, and we took off immediately.
Only three days later, when I heard the wail of police car and fire engine sirens in my normally bucolic surroundings, I walked down to Solano Avenue to see what was up. At least a dozen police cars and a fire engine were blocking the top half of Solano, and as I walked down I saw a police officer taking a sample of blood that was streaking the crosswalk. Another officer picked up a purse still holding a large pink scarf. A little girl told me a woman had been hit in the crosswalk and thrown headfirst into a parked car. Just then, a fireman washed away the blood from the crosswalk with a hose filled with soapy water. When I returned to the scene a few minutes later, the police cars were gone and it was as if nothing had happened.
Alright, so last night I was walking down Solano to yet another party (for my bicycle club), when I saw two huge CBS Eyewitness news camera trucks beaming bright lights right next to my son's apartment and our favorite Chinese restaurant on the street, King Tsin. This time I was frightened to ask bystanders what had happened. I was beginning to feel like a character in Clockwork Orange, but I was curious so I called my son and asked him to check the CBS news. He went online and found out that a few days earlier, two gunmen had approached the owner of King Tsin during dinner and demanded all his cash. He gave it to them immediately and then they went to two tables where diners were eating and demanded all their cash as well. They escaped.
I've been thinking about all of this, trying to make sense of what's been happening in the past few days. Criminals need to give their families holiday gifts, too, so instead of going to stores, they steal. Maybe we should just do away with Christmas as a time to give gifts except to people who really need essentials.